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Patricia Heaton vs Grape Ape?
Interestingly, Patricia has made no secret of the relationship she and her plastic surgeon have to keep her body looking fabulous through the births of her four sons. One would think she would want to display his work and the results they had after spending all that money she earned while on TV. Our advice to her is to continue supporting the great causes that she chooses. However, please do us all a favor and try to show up at the next event dressed to kill, not dressed like you've just finished a heist of a giant purple gorillas bathroom. Sharon Stone - Going on a Safari??
However, based on the mussed and tattered hair style, one may guess that you and your fellow carnivores recently finished an attack on a pack of African elephants. Either that, or you are on strike against using hair care products and/or accessories, like a simple hairbrush. We will give you this - you did a nice job of matching the brown tones in your mid-length trench coat with the brown tones of your leopard friends - but c'mon, a plaid liner? Yikes, looking at those two patterns next to each other makes ME want to run off and hide deep in a jungle.
To avoid the "Safari" look at your next event - we humbly suggest a more conservative approach. Perhaps this black, full-length Braided Strap Gown from Saks Fifth Avenue and a few hair accessories will remind you that you should be living here on the mainland, rather than off in the wild jungle. Jessica Simpson - Style Diva?
But before she goes all Britney Spears on us from all the criticism she has been receiving, lets take a moment to give her props on the rest of her evening attire. Like the red suitcase, er, tote she brought along - we are sure it provides ample room for an oversized snowsuit that certainly matches those heat-stroke inducing furry boots. Perhaps she is going for the "morning-after collge co-ed who partied too hard at the quaterbacks house last night" look with her skin tight black leggings, the oversized and untucked denim shirt and the camo baseball hat. Yes, there were plenty of mornings back in our college days when we overslept, couldn't get a shower in and co-ordinate our outfit before heading to class. Of course, you were out in LA for a dinner date, not scrambling to get to Mr. Kenny's 8 AM composition class. And, we were 20 years old and did not earn about 7 million dollars as you did last year. With that kind of dough, we could of been able to afford to pay someone to put together a matching outfit for us. Which is exactly what you should have done.
If you would like to avoid the "hungover college girl" look for your next dinner outing, we suggest you shop for some casual pants from Patrizia Pepe, a nice-looking blouse from Nordstrom, and a sweet pair of open-toe flats from Nine West. |
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It isn't too often that celebrities are guilty of theft, unless you name happens to be 
Sharon - Can we safely assume based on this knee-length, leopard print dress that your next stop after the movie premiere was to jet over to Africa and live amongst the leopards, Jane Goodall-style? Although you will you certainly fit right in, we are afraid those high heeled, leopard-print shoes will hinder you while running with the pack down in the jungle. 
Jessica Simpson has been taking a lot of heat lately, and we are not just talking about the heat inside those ankle muff boots she was sporting for a recent dinner outing. We are sure they will help keep her toes toasty warm from the brutally cold LA evenings where the temperature averages a chilly 70 degrees.
